Meetbowl, 95 York St, South Melbourne. Phone: 9696 4412
Meetbowl is so very much the epitome of a cheap ‘n’ cheerful ethnic cafe that it verges on caricature.
Dull decor that arrives somewhere between unlovely and shabby.
About a dozen tables inside, three outside.
Flimsy plastic chairs, though the eat-in cutlery and crockery are real enough.
A constantly revolving clientele that appears to be mostly Indonesian students and office workers.
I wonder if they’re here because of Meetbowl, or if Meetbowl is here because of them.
Next to me, there’s a mostly paleskin table of four that appears to be much more along my own lines in terms of age and style.
They look like social workers.
A drinks cabinet bereft of just about everything but bottled water and some dairy product refreshments in which I have no interest.
Fortunately, there are a stack of water containers and glasses for all.
Unfortunately, as I await my lunch, one of the industrious and obliging staff members manages to spill one of the water vessels right into the right shoe of the sole remaining social worker.
I could say she lets out a shriek, but that might be over-stating the situation.
In any case, everything stops.
A collective thought: “Is there going to be a scene?”
No, there isn’t.
Some earnest mopping and all is once again good.
The staff member even tries to refund the social worker’s meal money, but the offer is cheerfully dismissed as the lady returns to her noodles and Times Literary Supplement.
My own lunch is a combination laksa ($12).
Nothing in the least bit refined here – in fact, it’s macho.
The soup is a little disappointing, though – not really hot enough and just your standard, creamy laksa doings with noodles of both regulation kinds.
The chunky bits are big and bold – a pork ball not much smaller than the tennis variety; a large, chewy wonton; two slices of fish cake much heftier than is the norm; some rather drab roast pork.
It’s better than OK, but doesn’t really land a killer blow.
Still, I’m Very Glad this place is right here, right next door to my new place of employ.
Hopefully that gig will continue and roll on for … well, a bloody long time.
It’d be great to some day look back and know that I had the time and the work to get more adventurous and pursue the Meetbowl menu into areas at present unfamiliar to me.
I hear Bakso Special, Bakwan Special, Siomay Bandung, Batagor, Pempek Palembang and many more calling my name.