Flemington Kebab House, 301 Racecourse Road, Flemington. Phone: 9376 2767
As has been amply illustrated through its six-year history, Consider The Sauce is VERY partial to food with its origins in the Middle East or eastern Mediterranean.
But halal snack packs?
That’s something new, for me – I could even correctly be called a Johnny-come-lately.
It’s time to fix that.
In the course of asking a few people who I figure might know about such things, one name that came up was that of Flemington Kebab House – and I’m only too happy to return to this old favourite to break my HSP duck.
So … HSPs.
I love the idea. Most particularly, I love what a mate refers to as the “positivity” surrounding them and the noble concept of sticking it to Pauline Hanson and her ilk while eating top-notch, multicultural food.
But there’s things about HSPs that are definitely turn-offs.
The polystyrene trays?
So while I know I really should, for the sake of journalism and realism, eat a straight-up, orthodox HSP, I am determined to do some customising.
For starters, I recoil with horror when the Flemington Kebab House staff member reaches for the polystyrene and my dinner is subsequently brought to me on one of metal platters on which all their other eat-in meals are served.
(In my half hour or so in the joint, I see quite a few Menulog orders departing …)
Hold the cheese.
Finally, Flemington Kebab House, being a significant step up from your basic kebab shack, I get to choose from three different kinds of meat – lamb, chicken or the composite/mince brew that is doner kebab.
I go for the regular shaved lamb – on chips, of course, and with the regular yogurt and chilli sauces – for $16.
And the chips retain at least some of their crispness right down to the very last one.
But I remain unconvinced.
It’s a simple truth that a plate of meat – with dips, salads and maybe rice on the side, and with a stack of fresh, warm Turkish attending – is, to my mind, a much superior meal.
Especially at a very fine kebab establishment such as this one.